Friday, December 6, 2013

Adios Monsieur MANDELA



When I think of Africa
I think beauty

When I think of Africa
I think grace and talent

When I think of Africa
I think pioneer spirit

When I think of Africa
I think of a rising GIANT

So here’s an ode to her heroes
The ones gone before us
Souls of honor who walked in golden toes
Persons who labored to the plus
They gave us strength to face our apartheid foes

Speaking of apartheid
I think of South Africa
When I think South Africa
I think Nelson Mandela

Here I stand – aghast in wonder
A tad frozen – stopping to ponder

How could one man rise so wise?
How could one man rise to shake the world?
One man born a fledgling just like all and sundry
One man with a heart and veins just like mine
How could one man rise to shake the world?

Spirit of candor
Soul of color
Embodied in valor
By all means, a man of honor

What song can I sing to you sir?
What poem can I write you sir?
What math can equate you to sir?
What logic can I reason by you sir?

A leader I will forever admire
A beacon from out of the bowels of Africa
You beckoned to us all, rousing in us a fire
An entire continent singing - Kumbaya

Till we meet again…adios Monsieur MANDELA
Africa names you her sweetest vanilla 




Signed
@i_amPapyrus
(on behalf of Africa and the world)


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Thursday, November 21, 2013

NFF Where Is Keshi's Money

Linesmen checking their lines
Neither poetics nor yard vines
Yarded however, far better than mines

Assistants shan’t assist ants
Neither shall they oblige corrupt grants
They’re just assistants

Whistle blown
Whistle-blower off to a running spree
The one they call Mister Referee

*Game plays right through to ninety minutes…plus a lil’ extra*

Whistle-blower halted
The boys are exhausted

“Green-White-Green”; says the flag of victory tonight

No effort is wasted

****

Hey, Look!
Those NFF buffoons have eloped

Wait a minute!

Where is Keshi’s money?




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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

WARNING!!!

Let’s try something twisted

One day for the thief
Many days for the owner

A stitch in time
Safely deletes nine

Make hay while the moon glooms
Except of course if you’d rather not have your sun for a son

Save pleasantries for last
Reserve courtesies for never
Let’s be rude and irrational forever
Let the yabs do the blast

Take heed for creed
Even the strong and tall utterly fall

Beware and weary for balance
Lest you lose your savvy parlance

Distant futures eventually lose their bragging distance
Elusive pasts then return for prowl on freelance

Accents ascend bad manners
Decents descend fad banners
Presents present a tad tanners

Beware and weary for balance
Lest you lose your savvy parlance

Elusive pasts oft return for prowl on freelance
Distant futures eventually lose their bragging distance




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#ff: @i_amPapyrus

Sunday, November 3, 2013

#NaijaNoDeyDull

Greetings from 21st Century Nigeria
The all-time famous Giant of Africa


*Now for the long awaited, much anticipated "Situation Report"*

 *ahem*


ASUU? – ON strike!

ASUP? – ON strike!

Health workers? – Their salary no healthy!

Plane crash? – on the REGULAR!!!

Water? – We no get o!

Light(Electricity)? – E no dey?
                        
                          Wait o! UP NEPA!!!!
                          Awwww…na low current sha!?


But…

Moto-Car of plenty million for Aviation Minister? - #onpoint!                 
Plenty Million for Councilor, Senator, Governor? – E dey flow yanfu, yanfu!!!


  …


Area!!!!


Naija no dey dull!!!!




© iampapyrus 
#ff: @i_amPapyrus

Saturday, September 21, 2013

"his-TORY"

You wanna know my story?
…Huh?

That man dem call; “Papyrus
You really wanna know ‘HIS-story’?
Oya! Make I tell you small ‘his-TORY’! (Pidgin)

My history in-part
My family tree at heart

Same tree calls me Yoruba!
When my Yoruba has got a "Brazilian accent"

I speak Yoruba, but then, I sound more like “Yah-re-bah
Whose fault I was brought up with Queen's English 'n all that ish?

   
    *shrugs*


*****

Ta-da!


*****

Ahem!


*****

...and that is the end of today’s history class people!
Make una stay tuned for more "his-TORY"...(Pidgin)


  *wide grin*




©iampapyrus
#ff: @i_amPapyrus