NFF Where Is Keshi's Money

Linesmen checking their lines

Neither poetics nor yard vines

Yarded however, far better than mines

Assistants shan’t assist ants

Neither shall they oblige corrupt grants

They’re just assistants

Whistle blown

Whistle-blower off to a running spree

The one they call Mister Referee

*Game plays right through to ninety minutes…plus a lil’ extra*

Whistle-blower halted

The boys are exhausted

“Green-White-Green”; says the flag of victory tonight

No effort is wasted

****

Hey, Look!

Those NFF buffoons have eloped

Wait a minute!

Where is Keshi’s money?

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WARNING!!!

Let’s try something twisted

One day for the thief

Many days for the owner

A stitch in time

Safely deletes nine

Make hay while the moon glooms

Except of course if you’d rather not have your sun for a son

Save pleasantries for last

Reserve courtesies for never

Let’s be rude and irrational forever

Let the yabs do the blast

Take heed for creed

Even the strong and tall utterly fall

Beware and weary for balance

Lest you lose your savvy parlance

Distant futures eventually lose their bragging distance

Elusive pasts then return for prowl on freelance

Accents ascend bad manners

Decents descend fad banners

Presents present a tad tanners

Beware and weary for balance

Lest you lose your savvy parlance

Elusive pasts oft return for prowl on freelance

Distant futures eventually lose their bragging distance

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#ff: @i_amPapyrus

#NaijaNoDeyDull

Greetings from 21^st Century Nigeria

The all-time famous Giant of Africa

*Now for the long awaited, much anticipated "Situation Report"*

 *ahem*

ASUU? – ON strike!

ASUP? – ON strike!

Health workers? – Their salary no healthy!

Plane crash? – on the REGULAR!!!

Water? – We no get o!

Light(Electricity)? – E no dey?

                        

                          Wait o! UP NEPA!!!!

                          Awwww…na low current sha!?

But…

Moto-Car of plenty million for Aviation Minister? - #onpoint!                 

Plenty Million for Councilor, Senator, Governor? – E dey flow yanfu, yanfu!!!

  …

Area!!!!

Naija no dey dull!!!!

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